In the beginning, there was a whole lot of nothing and the Earth was just a big ball of water. God was tired of sitting around in the dark, so he said, “Let there be light.” He thought that went pretty well, so he separated the light from the dark and called them day and night. That was the first day ever.
On the second day, God created Heaven. On day three, he made dry land and vegetation and stuff. On the fourth day, he created the sun and the moon and the stars. On day five came fish and birds, and on day six he invented cattle. He also created a man and a woman and told them they were in charge.