• Thursday, December 27th, 2012

Laws for priests:

  • Nobody may sit with a dead body except the very closest family members.
  • Don’t marry a prostitute.
  • If a priest’s daughter becomes a whore, she’ll be burned to death.
  • The head priest cannot let his hair hang loose and cannot tear his clothes, and he may not sit with a dead body no matter how close a relative he is. Whoever he marries must be a virgin.

Aaron’s offspring are not allowed to talk to God if they have any one of the following:

  • A blemish
  • Blindness
  • Lameness
  • A mutilated face
  • A limb that is too long
  • An injured foot or hand
  • A hunchback
  • Dwarfism
  • Bad eyesight
  • A rash
  • Scabs
  • Crushed testicles

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    Rick 

    Nice job of taking verses out of context like all lazy God-haters. If I ever met a God-hater who wasn’t to lazy to research what they claim to be experts in, I would die of shock. Try picking up a Bible History book and read the answer for yourself – I forgot, you like all Christaphobs don’t what answers, you just want to cut an paste from Dawkin’s lame website cheep so-called arguments that have been answered for 100?s of years now. You keep that head in the sand so no true light sneezes in while claiming to be “open minded” WHAT A JOKE. I would take the time to prove just how retarded you lame attempts are but I don’t cast pearls before swine when the swine loves to be blind.

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    Rick 

    Nice job of taking verses out of context like all lazy God-haters. If I ever met a God-hater who wasn’t to lazy to research what they claim to be experts in, I would die of shock. Try picking up a Bible History book and read the answer for yourself – I forgot, you like all Christaphobs don’t what answers, you just want to cut an paste from Dawkin’s lame website cheep so-called arguments that have been answered for 100?s of years now. You keep that head in the sand so no true light sneezes in while claiming to be “open minded” WHAT A JOKE. I would take the time to prove just how retarded you lame attempts are but I don’t cast pearls before swine when the swine loves to be blind.

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    atheistineden Reply:

    I’ve studied the bible at length, and it’s been my experience that I actually know it better than most believers I’ve talked to. But that’s neither here nor there. This site is supposed to be funny. I’m sorry you’re offended, but if you – as a believer – visit a website with “atheist” in the title, you’re pretty much guaranteed to be offended. And to be clear, I don’t hate any gods. I just don’t believe they exist.

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